Wise Kalanthes,
While minding my own business at my usual table at the cavern, this
welp of a man knocks the beer I was nursing from my hand and embeds a shoddy
knife into my table, inches away from my left hand. I like that table, so
naturally I was displeased. I demonstrated this by quickly inserting his own
knife back into his skull--handle first. The resulting mess caused a problematic
stain on my tunic which I have been unable to expunge, despite all manners of
effort spent on the cause. This also displeases me. Wise Kalanthes, help rid me
of this stain.
In your debt,
Fenris Nighte
The whole feature can be found here.I have seen several methods that work well. Cold water can help, if the stain is
still relatively fresh, as can spit (yes, spit). Using simple soap and cold
water may also help, and your local laundress can suggest various methods (or
even do it herself) if my advice fails you. Finally, you may consider spending
more time at the tavern, as getting in enough disagreements with knives can
result in your tunic having that particular stain all over it, turning an
unsightly mark into cutting edge fashion.
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